Thursday, March 17, 2011

Noisy neighbours laughing their heads off without a care in the world detected directly opposite and one floor down from my apartment at 1.30am.
Solutions:
1) ignore
2) aim nerf gun laser
3) aim laser pointer
The first 2 didn't work. The 3rd worked perfectly, incurring a full blast return of vulgarities across the block which echoed loudly as it bounced off walls in the otherwise dead-silent neighbourhood. Laser-point a little more. Aim at all 3 guys so as to make a point. Well, at least they turned completely silent and shut off their lights after that. Conclusion: laser pointers are the new weapons of silent warfare. Not a single word of complain needed.
topsy turvy-ed @ 2:18 PM